Dear people of planet Dirt (or was it Earth? I can never remember),
        
        I have made a smell story that deals with real things and real
peaple...NOT! This is a compleate lie. Don't belive anything in it. It has
lot's 'o lame jokes! RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!

STAR GASP!!!


The star ship Matrix Runner (flag ship of the United Super Hackers Squad & of the 
Xborgsis space fleet & of UniComputer, or, as it is called on Hini: 
Universal Computer Corp.), was getting ready for battle. 
        "Man... battle... stations!" said captain Bob t. Bob 
        "Oh...(I... didn't.... mean... to... be... sexist)...
Women... them... too!"
        "Captain?" said Mr. Shock.
        "Yes?"
        "No lame jokes. Pleezzz?"
        "Cap-n! 2 + 2 =4!!! 2 + 2 =4!!!" Said Dr. Mcdonald who was fameos
for being the galaxy's only giant talking hamberger. 
        
        Suddenly everyone got out there Kill-o-zap-it rays, 
(we interrupt thiz ztory for a NOTE: thiz ray gun iz named after me: 
Killo Zapit. Thank-you. we now return you to the ztory.) and ZZAPPed 
Dr. Mcdonald to bits. Then they ate him in large bytes except for Bob, 
who just nibbled at him (2 LAME PUNS!!!). Bob's mission was to go to the 
planet Cador and delay the Cadorins from attacking planet 
Bongo until back-up came. The Cadorins were allays to the Fartorins, 
The Bongorins's main enemy. Suddenly, 5 Fartorin and 5 Cadorin ships attacked 
Matrix Runner!!! "Arm... Anti-mater... Blasters!!!" said Bob.
        "Anti-mater Blasters armed sir." said the weapons officer, 
Lieutenant Boomboom.
        "Oh..., and... shields... would... be... nice... too."
        "Yes, sir."
        "Fire... Anti-mater... Blasters!!! Full... power!!!" A 
large "BOOOOoooooOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOOOOoooooOM" 
followed and after the white light had stopped they saw no ships left (or 
right for that mater, or more likely ANTI-MATER! Ha, ha, ha, he, he, he....)
"Sir are Anti-mater Reserves are almost empty!!! The remaining Anti-mater is
needed to use  the Zarp drive!!!" said Mr. Shock.
        "I... know." said Bob, "Um...Mr.... Shock..., Log... on... the... 
In...ter...Net... and... see... if... there... are... any... good... ports... 
around... here."
        "Hay! There is a StarDuck neer here!" said Mr. Shock, "Headlessing 
3.1415926535897!"
        "That.... is... as... easy... as... Pi... to... get... to... 
(he...he...he...he...)" said bob.

After a nice friendly welcome from killer Trinain fighter (and, no I will not 
tell you were the planet Trinea is) Bob quietly ran to the bathroom because 
he was feeling so nervous that he though he might have some outcast liquids 
escape from his stomach. Meanwhile the rest of the crew were tying to figure 
out how to sneak by the rest of the Trinen space ships so they could get to 
The StarDuck in a hurry. As Bob exited to bathroom feel much relieved that he 
what he thought he would do wasn't what he did. So at that moment, he was 
rather surprised to find that another person was anxiously waiting for the 
bathroom with a hand over his mouth. "Bumpy... ride..." he said as he entered 
the main bridge. He didn't get any reply thou since almost every one was 
anxiously waiting with a hand on there mouths for the bathroom to be free. 
The other people (including the ships computer) was explaining to everyone 
about how bad a headache that had (this was some what odd for the computer 
since technically it didn't have a head).

(ripoff form Zipo...but I wrote that too so who carez)

After a _LONG_ stay at the StarDuck, and buying all the junk they needed
(and some that they did't) They Zurped to Cador, where, a huge feet of
zhipz were hateing for them.



We pause now for a HeX JoKe!!!
(If you don't get it I don't blame ya)

Teacher: "Class, what's A8A + 123?" 
Guy: "Um... I don't think I have a good answer for that one." 
Teacher: "That's OK.  Even the right answer is BAD..."

Oh...Something I forgot: You may upload this where ever you plezz, but if you
take credit for it or change it without telling me...I TERN YOU IN TO A PEACE
OF MAGELED HAIRBALL!!!

Thank oo!!!     


When they got to Cador ALL the ships fired on them!!!

BoooOOOoooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooMMM!!!

Bob woke whit a start. "Shoo!" he said. He looked around. There was some 
thing odd about his bedroom that he didn't understand: It was hot. To hot. 
"Hmmmmm..." he said. He looked out the window. He saw a lake of lava, and 
demons were flying evrywhere.                 

Someone in the galaxy was singing a weird song:

Bob is dead,
And no one cares,
If there is a hell,
he will be there.

Trant Reznor smiled. He had a new song for his new halo: The Downward Spiral.
It would have to be changed a bit to make a good song mabey something about 
God? 


-=ThE EnD?=-