The happy yellow sun shone down on the happy green ground in the happy
little town of happyvill. All over happyvill happy colorful people were happily
(and colorfully) going about their happy little day, full of happiness and 
color. Well everyone except for a boy named Raincloud. 

	Raincloud was not a happy colorful person. Raincloud was gloomy and 
dejected. He was also more then a bit psychotic. No one knew why he was like 
that, just that he was. Raincloud also had powers. He could read peoples mind 
with the Y button, summon monsters that would do a flashy animation for five 
hours before attacking, and he could lift what he called a "big-ass sword". The
people of happyvill began to fear him, and people stayed away form him. 

	Then one day, Dracula came back to life after a hundred years and sent
an army of darkness out to conquer the land. Raincloud decided to battle the 
army of darkness out of boredom and he set out to Dracula's castle. 

	On the way he met a girl named Boobies who could shoot lasers and 
blades form her helmet. The girl fell in love with Raincloud on sight and 
began to follow him around where ever he went, much to his annoyance. "Look 
little girl, your annoying! Go away!" he said. "But I LOVE YOU!  LOVE! LlOoVvE! 
LlllllllllllOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVvvvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!!" she said. "I don't 
care. You're getting on my nerves so scram!" he said. But she wouldn't stop 
following him. 

	Later he met a man named Zoop who lost his marbles. "HaVE YoU SeEn mY 
MaRblEs?" Zoop said. "Why would I have seen your bloody !@#$ing marbles you 
senile old fag!" said Raincloud. "BUt i aM oNly 19 yEArs oLd!" said Zoop. And 
so Raincloud got another follower. "Goddamnit!" said Raincloud.

	Still later he met a hermaphrodite furry named Spoon. "Hay baby, want 
to have some fun?" said Spoon. "What the...? What the !@#$ are you?!??!?" said
Raincloud. "I am a product of erotic furry art! I have all the advantages of a
male and a female! Anything you want to do, I can do! Come on! Lets have some 
fun!" said Spoon. "Arragga! No get away form me!" said Raincloud, running as 
fast as his legs could carry him. "Hay! Don't you want to have some fun?" said
Spoon as she...he...er...whatever chased after him. Raincloud got another 
follower! "Why me?" said Raincloud. 

	At last Raincloud reached Dracula's castle. But he found that it was 
populated by weaklings. "What the hell happened? Every one always said Dracula's
castle was a nasty maze of deadly traps and nasty monsters! Why have the great
legendary Belmonts always seamed to have so much trouble with the castle and I
can breeze though like its nothing?" Raincloud said. Suddenly death appeared 
and said "Yeah, well the master has gotten a bit lazy of late with those silly
diabolical traps and such, plus the Belmonts of old really weren't all they 
were cracked up to be." "Really? How so?" Said Raincloud. "Well, for one thing,
back in the day the old Belmonts had some kind of problem with jumping. Even 
the simplest jumps managed to be vary hard for them to pull off. All we needed
to do was add some flying medusa heads and presto. That showed em. But the 
newer generations seam to have less of that. Oh well." "Heh." said Raincloud. 
"Oh by the way. I will be taking your cool stuff now." Said Death right before
he took Raincloud's cool stuff. "Damn." said Raincloud. So, now cool stuffless,
Raincloud continues his quest to find Dracula. "Damnit! Even without cool stuff,
the enemies are still wusses!" said Raincloud. 

	After many easy battles, Raincloud finally finds Dracula. "Ah! I have 
finally found you!" Said Raincloud. "Ah, so you are here! I shall quote random
scripture and laugh for you have no change to defeat me!" said Dracula. "Ha! 
Yeah right! Even if you were a hundred times more powerful then all the other 
bosses in the game combined, you won't be much of a threat to me. Besides, I got
the sword that the floating heads in the reverse library dropped, so I think 
the only person that is more ungodly powerful then me right now is Blue." Said 
Raincloud. "<Gasp!> The Crissaegrim??!?! Er... hay maybe we can work this out!"
Said Dracula. "Well, heck, sure. Become my lackey and I will spare you." Said 
Raincloud. And so, Dracula and Raincloud conquered the world together. 

The end.