Cloud: All right, WITCH ONE OF YOU TOOK MY HAM! Aeris: Er... Huh? Tifa: Say... what? Cloud: YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! MY HAM! I WAS GOING TO EAT IT, AND NOW ITS GONE! Aeris: Look cloud, why the heck would I take your ham? Tifa: Yhea! Come on cloud, think about it! Cloud: YOU TWO ATE IT YOUR SELF! Aeris: What? Why would I do that?!? Tifa: Yhea! We need to watch our waight you know. Cloud: Watch your waight? HA! You to are always sneaking food. Aeris: We are not! Tifa: What a thing to say! Cloud: What about that cake?!?!? Aeris: Er... Cloud: And that turkey! Tifa: Um... Cloud: AND THAT PUDDING! Yuffie: That was a good ham! Cloud: IT WAS YOU! YOU STOLE MY HAM! Yuffie: Uh, No I didn't! Cloud: YES YOU DID! I CAN SEE A HAM SHAPE IN YOUR BELLY! Tifa: Ewww, you swallowed it WHOLE?!?!? THE PLATE TOO??!?!? Yuffie: I have been playing too much River City Ransom lately. Cloud: SO YOU DID EAT MY HAM!?!?!? Yuffie: Uh, no! This was a... different ham! Cloud: Tell me the truth and I will give you this shiny materia! Yuffie: Materia! Okay I did eat your ham! But I was realy hungry! Now gimme! Cloud: Okay! Yuffie: Ow! Cloud: That showed her. Yuffie: This is a... Chocobo Lure?!?! You suck Cloud! Silly fangirl: Vincent! Vincent! Vincent! Make it Vincent! Vincent: Whats the matter cloud? Cloud: Yuffie ate my ham! Now I am hamless! WHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Marvin: Ham, don't talk to me about ham. Vincent: Er, mabey you get a new ham. Cloud: Yes! Thats it! I must go on a quest! THE QUEST FOR THE HOLY HAM! Vincent: er... I kind of ment at a store... Cloud: No time to talk, I must quest for the ham this marrow! Thus the quest shall begin! To be continued...