Hello, this is a picture of me, Simon Wyatt. This picture was taken on July 16, 1995 in Oklahoma.

I was born on April 3, 1987.

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Doug Wyatt is my daddy and he started this amazing web page for me. I enjoy watching him play DOOM. Somtimes I get to play, too.

Linda Wyatt is my mama. I think sometimes she acts like THIS.

Timmy Wyatt is my little brother. His real name is Timothy, but we called him Timmy when he was little and now if he sees or hears the word "Timothy" he yells, "My name isn't Timothy! It's TIMMY!" and/or beats whatever he saw/heard up. By the way, he has some totally awesome graphics on his page.

Sarah Wyatt is my little sister. She's a brat.

My Awesome Page has loads of cool graphics.

Cocoa, internet authoring for kids from apple. You should go see it! Once you have the plugin, you can see some of my worlds!

Sword Dream 3D, a really fun computer game.

Bungie Software, makers of Marathon, one of my favorite computer games. More recently, they made Myth: The fallen lords, which really rocks. (The link is my myth page)

Ambrosia Software, creators of my absolute favorite computer game, Escape Velocity. Their games are Macintosh-only. A very good reason to get a Mac.

Apple computer. Hey, I couldn't help it. Macs rule!

Macaddict magazine. I love this magazine!

Here are some stories I wrote myself

My favorite football team is the San Francisco 49ers.

49ers stuff

San Francisco 49ers Fan Club

I am very interested in space travel. This is a picture of Mars.

This is a picture of a "face" shaped mountain that is on mars.

Too bad it's in B&W.

Mars Pathfinder

Here are some things I like:

I *LOVE* to play with Lego...

And its bigger counterpart, Duplo.

I also like to play video games...

And watch TV.

As listed above, I am interested in space travel...

And the 49ers.

There isn't anything I don't like about computer programming. Must be an inherited trait. :)

I really like to read. This includes books, computer text, the newspaper, and anything worth reading.

I like to mix up vile concoctions.

Purple is my favorite color.

Please help save the Earth! (From pollution)

Or this will happen...

Look at all that pollution! Do you want to live in a world like that? No way! Try to help. Pick up litter that you see lying on the ground, recycle, don't waste water, etc.

I am very good at using BASIC programming language, and Timmy really likes two of my games. Actually, four of them, but three of those are just different versions of the same game. Our computer is a Mac. Windows stinks!

I am president of the Baby Bottle Blasters (BBB).
Babies don't need bottles!

I have an amazing hatred for all baby formula, baby bottles, and the "baby food" in glass jars. To me, those are USELESS TRASH that I would gladly crush!

As mentioned above I like to mix up vile concoctions both inside and outside. Outside, leaves and grass and pinecones and flowers. Inside, shampoo, bubble bath, and detangler spray. My favorite, the "poisonous coffee", is outside and is located under the window of me and Timmy's room. Sometimes we drop things from inside out the window into the vile stuff. Maybe I'll sell it to to badguys.

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email me at simon@sonosphere.com. If you're going to be rude, don't bother writing. I will not reply, but I will cast a spell and turn you into a fly, and then feed you to a frog.