Down with Baby bottles! (Ick! What useless garbage!)
Babies don't need bottles!
We do not buy things from "Nestle", the corporate giant, maker of "Crunch" candy bars. "Nestle" Gives free samples of baby formula to mothers in third-world countries and encourages them to use it. These babies never learn to breastfeed properly. The mothers end up feeding the babies whatever they can find, because they can't afford more formula, which leads to many sick and even dead babies. They have been asked to stop by The World Health Organization, but "Nestle" still continues this behavior.
Here is a BBB story that Simon and Timmy wrote together:
BBB story
CHAPTER 1: THE CHASM
Once upon a time Simon and Timmy, the highest ranking Baby Bottle Blasters, were looking for a baby bottle to destroy. Then they saw a baby bottle. But, it was on the other side of a chasm full of toxic waste with no bridge. "How will we get that baby bottle, Simon?" Asked Timmy. "I know." Said Simon "We will build a bridge with that old log over there.". And then they started to build the bridge. But when it was finished, the log started to roll, and it fell into the chasm. "Oh no!" Said Simon "Now how will we get that baby bottle?". "I know." Said Timmy "We will dig a hole under the chasm.". So they ran off to their sandbox to get some shovels and a bucket, and their toy dump truck. Simon dug the hole and put the dirt in the bucket, which was tied to a rope, while Timmy pulled the bucket up with the rope, put the dirt into the dump truck, and dumped it into a pile over a thistle. Then, the tunnel was finished, and they started to crawl through the tunnel. But, when they were halfway there, the tunnel started to rumble, so they quickly scrambled out. As soon as they were out, the tunnel collapsed. "Whew!" Said Simon "That was a close one!". Then Timmy suggested to jump, but Simon, making some calculations, said it was too far. Then, they tried to tightrope-walk across, using a vine. It worked! They were on the other side! Then, they discovered the baby bottle was ALIVE! It attacked them!
CHAPTER 2: THE BATTLE
The baby bottle squirted them with formula. Then Simon leaped onto its back, yanked off the nipple, and dumped the remaining formula into the chasm. Then the baby bottle captured Timmy in the part where the formula would be. Then Timmy, being a feisty little guy, started jumping around inside the baby bottle until it broke into teeny tiny pieces, and Simon tossed the pieces into the chasm. Everyone in the baby bottle blasters lived happily ever after. The end.
Simon Wyatt went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a baby bottle in his cap and called it -- TRASH!
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