From ADORE-L 7/4/89.
 
     I am sorry, but this has to be said.  For all you Christians on
board who are just terminally offended by this, well maybe the Good Lord
will find it in His heart to forgive me.
 
     Christianity has nothing to do with accepting Jesus Christ into
your life as your Savior.
 
     This is just a lot of ego oriented poppycock added into the
religion at a later date to confuse the masses and lead them away from a
workable Truth.
 
     JESUS never said any such thing even though the Bible SAYS he said
so.
 
     I can just see it now, 500 years from now, a whole bunch of
Adorians (losers, one and all) will be saying that when Homer said 'The
Way In is the Way Out' what He REALLY meant was
 
                      'THE WAY OUT IS THROUGH ME.'
 
     All hail Homer Christ.
 
     And so it goes...
 
     I will make sure this page is in ADORE, but when it is reprinted in
its King James Version 500 years from now, it won't be.
 
     Homer